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Post by kansas on Jul 15, 2007 8:44:01 GMT -5
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie, still crying, said, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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Post by kansas on Jul 15, 2007 8:49:25 GMT -5
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”
“Quiet!” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I just wanted to say,”
“And I said be quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you, the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding so he’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answered the guy in the cell. “I’m the groom.”
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Post by kansas on Jul 15, 2007 8:54:25 GMT -5
A man reluctantly attends his laywer's funeral expecting to be one of the one people there, and is suprised to see a huge turnout for this one terrible man. He turns to the people around him.
“Why are you all at this lawyer's funeral?” he asks.
A man turns towards him and says, “We''re all clients.”
“And you ALL came to pay your respects?”
“No, we came to make sure he was really dead.”
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Post by allyssa419 on Jul 16, 2007 16:17:38 GMT -5
NOT REAL STORY!
there were these people that were illegally killing people and takking there money and they needed the perfect people to do this. so they got 3 people
1 women and 2 men
their task was to kill their husband or wife. who ever could not do this didnt get the job
man #1:
the guy hands him a gun and tells him his wife is tied to a chair and he has to shoot her
5 minutes goes by and there is a whole lot of baying and screamming and cring and then he opens the door and says
"i couldnt do it!" and walks out with his wife.
man # 2
the guy hands him a gun and tells him his wife is tied to a chair and he has to shoot her
5 minutes goes by and there is a whole lot of baying and screamming and cring and then he opens the door and says
"i couldnt do it!" and walks out with his wife.
women:
here is ur gun, u need to kill ur husband that is tied to the chair.
she goes in the room with the gun and shuts the door behind her. there is alot of baying but no gun shots.there is also screamming.
she comes out and says
"the gun was out of bullets so i had to nuse the chair"
morel of this story
NEVER mess with wemon, they can do stuff!
i no im not that funny i got that in an email once and thought it was funny
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